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  • July 20th, 2020, 04:00 am

Photo Deposit

https://xkcd.com/2335/

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same bill more than once.
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  • July 17th, 2020, 04:00 am

Slide Trombone

https://xkcd.com/2334/

Remember the CPS 2000, the super soaker that was discontinued because it was too powerful? Relatedly, can I borrow your tuba?
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  • July 15th, 2020, 04:00 am

COVID Risk Chart

https://xkcd.com/2333/

First prize is a free ticket to the kissing booth.
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  • July 13th, 2020, 04:00 am

Cursed Chair

https://xkcd.com/2332/

The Wirecutter staff called the Herman Miller Siege Perilous "the most cursed product we've ever had to fight" and "nearly as immortal as it boasts."
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  • July 10th, 2020, 04:00 am

Hamster Ball 2

https://xkcd.com/2331/

The worst is being teased by responsible, mask-wearing teens. They even spritz the hamster ball with disinfectant before rolling it, carefully avoiding the filter vents.
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  • July 8th, 2020, 04:00 am

Acceptable Risk

https://xkcd.com/2330/

Good thing I'm not already prone to overthinking everyday decisions!
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  • July 6th, 2020, 04:00 am

Universal Rating Scale

https://xkcd.com/2329/

There are plenty of finer gradations. I got 'critically endangered/extinct in the wild' on my exam, although the curve bumped it all the way up to 'venti.'
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Page Summary

  • Photo Deposit — 0
  • Slide Trombone — 1
  • COVID Risk Chart — 0
  • Cursed Chair — 0
  • Hamster Ball 2 — 0
  • Acceptable Risk — 0
  • Universal Rating Scale — 1

Comments

  • scarybaldguy
    17 Jul 2020, 22:00
    Slide Trombone
    Spit trap amirite
  • uberregenbogen
    10 Jul 2020, 04:23
    Universal Rating Scale
    I was half expecting NCC-1701 under NC-17.